Mayan Calandar Doomsday

This week, the Mayan Calandar of doom. The "calendar" supposedly predicts an apocalyptic event which takes place on December 12th, 2012. Many are afraid of this date, I, on the other hand, will be sitting on my porch, watching the hysteria.

People who have studied the calendar confirm the world will end then, but, they also confirmed the world would end in 1997, 1999, 2001, 2003 and 2005, all from the same calendar. So I have very little to say on this matter, other than: If you believe that the world will end on December 12th, 2012, go find the nearest brick(or large boulder if brick is unavailable) and slam it into your skull until you are normal.

Thanks for reading, and come back next week, when I'll review some other crap.