What the world is not yet ready for

What the world is not yet ready for

Monday, August 20, 2012

Slender Man

Slender Man: A mysterious stick figure like creature haunting people lost in the woods.  Now I know you guys with access to the internet will probably be saying "But Blubbernugget, Slender Man was made up by some guy a few years ago!"  While correct you might be, Slender Man is an interesting "cryptid" to discuss, even if he may be fake.




This creature is often described as being fairly tall and inhumanly thin.  He is also said to have many arms(or tentacles in many cases).  In almost every sighting, he's wearing a suit.  I'm not sure why he's described as wearing a suit, but I'd like to think he got the idea from Barney Stinson.
Slendy has been spotted mainly chasing lost hikers or small children.  I don't know if there is any correlation between the two, but that's his main demographic nonetheless.  The game "Slender" has caused a big spike in his popularity, and centers around your character being chased by him while you find a bunch of pages in the woods.



This post wasn't the best I've done, but probably because instead of doing research and checking facts, I was busy hiding under the covers after hours of playing Slender Man related games.  After a while, I expected to find random pieces of paper taped to my walls and see well dressed monsters in my house.

"Honey, who's at the door?"

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Clever Title

Witty comments about something in popular culture.  An offensive comment about the same subject. Filler because I didn't prepare for a full post.  More filler, because it will make the post seem longer and more meaningful.  Some statements about how idiotic today's youth is.  A joke about the horrible shape the country is in.  Boobs.

While you're busy not reading this, why not be busy not watching my videos or not following me on twitter?
YouTube name: Jomajorsh
Twitter name: Jomajorsh

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Youtube and Twitter

For those of you who are unaware, I am an aspiring something or other.  I have a youtube account which has some crappy videos of myself, as well as some animation videos I tried doing.  I also have a twitter account, with only 2 followers.  If anyone out here wants to watch or follow me, links are below.  And that's all I have for now, see you next time.  Bye.

Youtube: www.youtube.com/jomajorsh
Twitter: www.twitter.com/jomajorsh

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Whoa...

What happened here?  I haven't posted anything in like, 2 years.  And I completely forgot that I named my blog "The Blubbernugget Archives." Not my best work... Oh well, I'm back, and more sane than before.  But I might post a couple conspiracy theories here or there, maybe some weird phenomena posts, but not nearly as much as I previously tried to accomplish.