Slender Man

Slender Man: A mysterious stick figure like creature haunting people lost in the woods.  Now I know you guys with access to the internet will probably be saying "But Blubbernugget, Slender Man was made up by some guy a few years ago!"  While correct you might be, Slender Man is an interesting "cryptid" to discuss, even if he may be fake.

This creature is often described as being fairly tall and inhumanly thin.  He is also said to have many arms(or tentacles in many cases).  In almost every sighting, he's wearing a suit.  I'm not sure why he's described as wearing a suit, but I'd like to think he got the idea from Barney Stinson.

Slendy has been spotted mainly chasing lost hikers or small children.  I don't know if there is any correlation between the two, but that's his main demographic nonetheless.  The game "Slender" has caused a big spike in his popularity, and centers around your character being chased by him while you find a bunch of pages in the woods.

This post wasn't the best I've done, but probably because instead of doing research and checking facts, I was busy hiding under the covers after hours of playing Slender Man related games.  After a while, I expected to find random pieces of paper taped to my walls and see well dressed monsters in my house.

"Honey, who's at the door?"

Clever Title

Witty comments about something in popular culture.  An offensive comment about the same subject. Filler because I didn't prepare for a full post.  More filler, because it will make the post seem longer and more meaningful.  Some statements about how idiotic today's youth is.  A joke about the horrible shape the country is in.  Boobs.

While you're busy not reading this, why not be busy not watching my videos or not following me on twitter?
YouTube name: Jomajorsh

Twitter name: Jomajorsh

Youtube and Twitter

For those of you who are unaware, I am an aspiring something or other.  I have a youtube account which has some crappy videos of myself, as well as some animation videos I tried doing.  I also have a twitter account, with only 2 followers.  If anyone out here wants to watch or follow me, links are below.  And that's all I have for now, see you next time.  Bye.

Youtube: www.youtube.com/jomajorsh
Twitter: www.twitter.com/jomajorsh

Whoa...

What happened here?  I haven't posted anything in like, 2 years.  And I completely forgot that I named my blog "The Blubbernugget Archives." Not my best work... Oh well, I'm back, and more sane than before.  But I might post a couple conspiracy theories here or there, maybe some weird phenomena posts, but not nearly as much as I previously tried to accomplish.

My New Approach At This......

Don't worry, I'll still be doing a blog about mysterious phenomena, and creatures yet to be explained, but I will also be doing a "thought of the week," where I will chose the greatest phrase I've heard or thought of that week, and I will put it at the end of each post, so there ya go, that's how it's gonna be from now on.



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I'm back...unfortunately

I am back, and just as crappy as ever. This week I'm just informing you that I'll be back, with conspiracy theories, et cetera, et cetera.....

"Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness,
Bringing torment and pain to others,
Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin,
Perhaps it is time to die"

-Ai Enma

Expletive This

So this week I couldn't think of anything to talk about, so instead, I'll give you some philosophy(if that's spelled correctly). Okay, first, some words from my friend Anonymous:

"Life is fucking harsh, and fucking stupid." Way to go Anonymous.

Next, here's a few words from yours truly.

"Life is great, and then you're born."
"The path less traveled is probably worse than the path most traveled, why do you think nobody uses it?"
"The truth is always disappointing."
"Get your facts straight."
"Y tu mama tambien."
"When I die, if you cry at my funeral, I'll haunt you."
"Life is an illusion, a pretty damn good one at that."

There you go, that's all you're getting this week, so go away now.